Infinite Progress
Numbers go up.
The goalposts move.
Always.
THE WORLD'S MOST HONEST IDLE GAME
Earn cash. Buy upgrades. Chase progress. Discover that success mostly unlocks more expensive versions of normal.

“The dream is free.
The commute isn’t.”— Ratimus Prime
THE LOOP
Every tap moves the needle. Every needle moves the goalpost. It's almost like real life, but with better feedback.
Numbers go up.
The goalposts move.
Always.
Every upgrade unlocks
a nicer normal.
And it costs more.
Collect trophies for wins
that feel suspiciously
like participation.
Leave the race.
Keep your stuff.
Finally be done.
The only idle game where every raise unlocks a more expensive definition of normal.
A DAY IN THE LIFE
There's always a next unlock: a better title, a longer commute, a room with more plants. Keep spinning to see what you can almost afford.

“The dream is free.
The commute isn’t.”— Ratimus Prime
PLAYER NOTES
Feedback from people with excellent attendance.
“I got promoted twice and somehow became less available for lunch. The realism is unsettling.”
“The game taught me that every raise is just a subscription to a slightly nicer chair.”
“I reached my freedom ratio. It was 1.03%. I have never felt so close to anything.”

